getting devirginized

For one thing, I hate it when people don't capitalize words, especially when it's for some empty stylistic aim. know what i mean? this, and i, can just get from bad to worse.

blog. Sounds a lot like blob. Can you name anything remotely enticing that is a homophone of blob? nothing can stop the blob. nothing can stop the blog. possible replacements:::

"I'm about to post a new..."

snaptack-also a cool band name
treadmark-self explanatory
digital bullet
satellite
buston
blip
popper
popperwocks-possible english town? somewhere near cadbury, too.
sheldon-just a great name, completely irrelevant